Ways to Turn Down Unwanted Men!!!!

Date: Wednesday, July 12th
Time: Almost midnight in East Coast...
Reason: 'cause Mirdum is tired from packing her whole house!!

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Just read it! It's funny and kinda helpfull too if you want to turn down ugly-ass men or women!
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HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very hap py.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Welcome Home Dedum!

Date: Thursday, June 15th
Time: 10ish'ish'ish
Reason: Fuck! it's only thursday!!!!

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Dedum just got back from her 2-week vacation. We think she might be expecting a red-carpet or something. Dude!! It's only 2 weeks!!! :)
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Dedum
hey, so, i'm assuming you havent missed me since i dont even get emails or phone calls from you let alone seeing you


Mirdum
o ooo shut up! deeedummmm is back!!! damn :)



Dedum
fine do as you like



Mirdum
i am :)



Dedum
good!!!



Mirdum
unless u want to ease my stress.. that's great



Dedum
ugh nim thats what friends are for



Mirdum
so r u planning my party?? :)

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Yesterday, Mirdum sent a mass email saying.....

Soo.. just a heads up.... june 22nd is coming to a near..
if you guys want to "surprise" me with a "get-together" that will be great!!! :)
preferably on the 24th :)... just a suggestion: it would be cute if we're all decked out in white.. fresh... you knoww... :)... just a thought :)... collect the receipts and maybe i'll re'imburse you guys :) hauhahuauahuaha... again.. this is just a thought...

Yes, Mirdum is a bit of what we call "control-freak". Everything must be her way or the highway. She is a "princess" after all. DAMN!!!!
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Dedum
why should i?



Mirdum
well u don't have too.. but it would be nice.. i thought u're my friend and want to ease my stress?? :)


Dedum
it would ease your stress if i throw you a party? huh?



Mirdum
if u're looking for a place to hold the party.. for 26 peps or more.. ask Indum if we could borrow her party room at the condo building


Dedum
honestly i got too much work to catch up on you know



Mirdum
i know... u do.. but i know u don't leave me hangin there with no party.. especially since it's also my b'day :) and an "i'll see ya later/good luck in nyc" ptay :) hauhauhauahuahuaha


Dedum
how about "havent you left already" party?



Mirdum
hauhauah whatever.. that's good too!



Dedum
ok



Mirdum
r u talkin' about my party with Satdum? ahuahuhauahuahaa

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Mirdum has a syndrome as Indonesians called "GE-ER", which in English means "to flatter oneself"... her syndrome is VERY severe!!!
PS: Satdum = Mirdum's BF
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Dedum
i'm doing work

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1/2 hour later, Mirdum is STILL talking/thinking/imagining about her stupid party!!
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Mirdum
yo!



Dedum
?



Mirdum
soo dude... if i use u're place instead as my b'day ptay is that cool? i don't want to use my place 'cause it's been painted and it's about to be rented out


Dedum
can we pls talk about this later?



Mirdum
hehehe owke... r u busy?



Dedum
very



Mirdum
AHH :) u're gonna miiiyyyxxxxzzz meeee sooo



Dedum
yeah as much as you missed me obvioulsy



Mirdum
obviously! it was a great peaceful 2 weeks :) hauhauhuaah



Dedum
ok serioulsy i have to get work done and what has changed since i came back you still dont call or anything


Mirdum
what??... oo pleaseee don't be a "princess"

Charlie Toot Angels!

Date: Wednesday, June 7th
Time: Too bright and too early in the morning! damn!
Reason: Can't stop farting at work... hauhauhauhauhauhaaa....

*GUEST STAR*
Indum, Lisdum & Mondum

Lisdum
still tootin'... don't come in my office!



Mondum
LOL... organic tooting at least.

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Indum, Lisdum & Mondum went to an organic burger joint last night. They were supposed to go swimming, but lo and behold the weather was kinda chilly. Either the organic burger that makes 'em gassy or the wind chill. They're not sure.
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Lisdum
it smells healthier....



Mondum
accidentally just tooted what i thought was going to be a silent one. not so silent! embarrassing! thank god no one was near my office. had to share.


Lisdum
LOLOLOL.... go organic!!



Indum
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha...
we're the charlie toot angels!... man, mondum...are you sure you didnt put a hole in your pants? your toot was LOUD, yo!


Mondum
i guess my chair didn't absord the sound waves like i hoped.



Indum
indum-poopless tootfull // mondum-tootloud // lisdum-poopfull tootloud tootsmell... hahahahahha