<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849</id><updated>2011-12-14T21:37:57.010-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bitch Slapper</title><subtitle type='html'>WE LOVE EACH OTHER TO DEATH :: WE CALL EACH OTHER NAMES :: WE ARE EACH OTHER'S PERSONAL BITCH-SLAPPER</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-115276103010777251</id><published>2006-07-12T23:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-12T23:25:30.063-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ways to Turn Down Unwanted Men!!!!</title><summary type='text'>Date: Wednesday, July 12thTime: Almost midnight in East Coast...Reason: 'cause Mirdum is tired from packing her whole house!!- - - - - break - - - - -Just read it! It's funny and kinda helpfull too if you want to turn down ugly-ass men or women!- - - - - end of break - - - - -HE : Can I buy you a drink?SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/115276103010777251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=115276103010777251' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/115276103010777251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/115276103010777251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/07/ways-to-turn-down-unwanted-men.html' title='Ways to Turn Down Unwanted Men!!!!'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-115040077597959166</id><published>2006-06-15T15:37:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-15T16:20:18.416-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome Home Dedum!</title><summary type='text'>Date: Thursday, June 15thTime: 10ish'ish'ishReason: Fuck! it's only thursday!!!!- - - - - break - - - - -Dedum just got back from her 2-week vacation. We think she might be expecting a red-carpet or something. Dude!! It's only 2 weeks!!! :)- - - - - end of break - - - - -Dedumhey, so, i'm assuming you havent missed me since i dont even get emails or phone calls from you let alone seeing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/115040077597959166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=115040077597959166' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/115040077597959166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/115040077597959166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/06/welcome-home-dedum.html' title='Welcome Home Dedum!'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114969583023934408</id><published>2006-06-07T11:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T10:57:37.836-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Charlie Toot Angels!</title><summary type='text'>Date: Wednesday, June 7thTime: Too bright and too early in the morning! damn!Reason: Can't stop farting at work... hauhauhauhauhauhaaa....*GUEST STAR*Indum, Lisdum &amp; MondumLisdumstill tootin'... don't come in my office!MondumLOL... organic tooting at least.- - - - - break - - - - -Indum, Lisdum &amp; Mondum went to an organic burger joint last night. They were supposed to go swimming, but lo and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114969583023934408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114969583023934408' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114969583023934408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114969583023934408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/06/charlie-toot-angels.html' title='Charlie Toot Angels!'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114960919370525940</id><published>2006-06-06T11:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-07T12:17:26.560-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bananarama</title><summary type='text'>Date: Monday, June 5th - Tuesday, June 6thTime: 4ish, last hour of work and continue to the next morningReason: Someone is horny...*GUEST STAR*Indum, Lisdum, Irdum, Mondum &amp; Tindum- - - - - break - - - - -Indum was bored at work. She emailed everyone she knew that would reply, and started her own mailing list. But as usual, she forgot to delete the previous convo that she had with Lisdum which </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114960919370525940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114960919370525940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114960919370525940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114960919370525940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/06/bananarama.html' title='Bananarama'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114865830692813015</id><published>2006-05-26T11:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T10:58:20.930-04:00</updated><title type='text'>We are...</title><summary type='text'>Date: Friday, May 26th.Time:  around noon!!! (damn!!!)Reason: Introduction of bitchslapper!Why the name "bitchslapper"?It is a slang. A bitch-slap is a slap given, particularly but not necessarily to a female, who is being rude or hysterical to calm or subdue her (or him).I don't get this blog. What is it about?It's about nothing and everything. We just hate our jobs, bored at work and have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114865830692813015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114865830692813015' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114865830692813015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114865830692813015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/we-are.html' title='We are...'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114865654840057861</id><published>2006-05-26T11:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-26T11:40:55.316-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Twenty Something</title><summary type='text'>Date: Friday, May 26th.Time:  around 11'ishReason: Before long freakin' weekend!!!!Twenty Something LyricBy: Jamie CullumAfter years of expensive education,a car full of books and anticipation,I’m an expert on Shakespeare and that’s a hell of a lotbut the world don't need scholars as much as I thought.Maybe I'll go travelling for a year,finding myself or start a career.I could work for the poor </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114865654840057861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114865654840057861' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114865654840057861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114865654840057861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/twenty-something.html' title='Twenty Something'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114848769005554680</id><published>2006-05-24T12:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-26T12:19:22.730-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Killing me softly</title><summary type='text'>Date: Tuesday, May 23rd.Time:  around 4'ishReason: 1  hour left of work syndrome!!PatdumHi there, it was nice to see you yesterday, I hope Dedum, that you figured out how to transfer those songs to your Ipod…. Anyway, just a quick note to say hi! Have a great trip Dedum. Mirdum and Cindum don’t be strangers ok?- - - - - break - - - - -Patdum is Dedum's college friend. She happened to be one of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114848769005554680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114848769005554680' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114848769005554680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114848769005554680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/killing-me-softly_24.html' title='Killing me softly'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114842069082893641</id><published>2006-05-23T17:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T13:01:02.966-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Blue water bottle</title><summary type='text'>Date: Tuesday, May 23rd.Time:  around 3:45'ishReason: do we need one?!DedumWell ladies, after 10 long months, my therapist told me that he thinks I don't need to see him anymore... he said he was proud of how I've improved and have come out the other end ok. So I just wanted to let y'all know!CindumCONGRATSSSS!!!!!MirdumCONGRATS!!!!!does it mean that WE have to take care of u now?? DAMN!!!please </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114842069082893641/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114842069082893641' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114842069082893641'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114842069082893641'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/blue-water-bottle.html' title='Blue water bottle'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114840044137371302</id><published>2006-05-23T11:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T15:39:11.276-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Not just us</title><summary type='text'>Date: Tuesday, May 23rd.Time:  around noon'ishReason: Fuck it!- - - - - break - - - - -Apparently, we're not the only ones who hate our jobs!!!Indum &amp; Irdum (Mirdum's friends) have this to say/share/bitch about....- - - - - end of break - - - - -IndumWhat's up??IrdumI hate my job :)))))))))))(trying hard to smile.....)Indumhahaha... I just LOVE my job so much!(read: damn!!! I hate this!! I don't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114840044137371302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114840044137371302' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114840044137371302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114840044137371302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/not-just-us.html' title='Not just us'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114798410092720250</id><published>2006-05-18T16:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T17:11:40.460-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Culturize ourselves</title><summary type='text'>Date: Thursday, May 18th.Time:  around 10'ish (7 freakin' hours to go!!!)Reason: S.S.D.D.- - - - - break - - - - -We have been invited to attend "Ethnic Fiesta" event this Friday by Mirdum's friend through electronic online invitation thingy majig.- - - - - end of break - - - - -CindumDedum,Is there something we should know about you?  I found the following information on electronic online </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114798410092720250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114798410092720250' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114798410092720250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114798410092720250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/culturize-ourselves.html' title='Culturize ourselves'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114796462761456935</id><published>2006-05-18T10:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T16:32:47.676-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Good "service"</title><summary type='text'>Date: Wednesday, May 17th.Time:  around 9'ish (damn!! the beggining of a workday!!!)Reason: Mirdum just got back from the usual morning coffee run with her "colleagues" (and saw this convo already in progress)DedumHope you are in a better mood today?! I am ok!!!CindumI'm in a great mood!  Thanks for asking ;)DedumGood to hear biyatch!CindumRight back at ya, biyatch ;)- - - - - break - - - - -</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114796462761456935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114796462761456935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114796462761456935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114796462761456935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/good-service.html' title='Good &quot;service&quot;'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28276849.post-114788467885953648</id><published>2006-05-17T12:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T23:33:47.710-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Sleeeeppyyyyyy</title><summary type='text'>Date: Tuesday, May 16th.Time:  around 4'ish (1.5 hours 'til the end of the workday!!!)Reason: Dedum is sleepy. She has work to be done, but didn't feel like doing them. She's sleepy...DedumAmuse me people... tell me a story... "once upon a time..."Mirdum...there was a lil' bitch.. running around the house....(someone continue)DedumTrying to figure out what to do w/ her lifeCindumyou all have WAY </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/feeds/114788467885953648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=28276849&amp;postID=114788467885953648' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114788467885953648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/28276849/posts/default/114788467885953648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bitchslapper.blogspot.com/2006/05/im-sleeeeppyyyyyy.html' title='I&apos;m Sleeeeppyyyyyy'/><author><name>Bitch Slapper</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06978591543209059898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4235/2993/320/3ofus3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
